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And so it came to be that I'd had a particularly nasty disagreement with my parents one warm, early autumn evening at the beginning of my junior year. Looking back, I can't even remember what the disagreement was about, but I can clearly see myself huffing self-importantly out the door at around six thirty or seven o'clock, acting like a child and telling my parents I'd eat dinner by myself at a local fast food place. Off I stormed in my decrepit old Buick, feeling I'd somehow defeated my clueless mom and dad. Being on a limited budget, I prodded my weary car to the nearest McDonald's. Since my intention was to punish my parents by staying away from the house for as long as possible, I decided to enjoy my burger and fries at one of the tables inside rather than zip through the drive through and then head home. And thus began an erotic adventure the likes of which I've never experienced since....thirteen months of unbelievably kinky Heaven on Earth. Although I can't remember the topic of the argument with my parents, undeniably I'm glad it happened.